I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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