Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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