im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE