so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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