Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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