So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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