My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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