Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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