Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize