I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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