Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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