Sponge bath it is.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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