she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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