Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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