Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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