I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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