How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I would ride that face into the sunset
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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