so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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