You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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