I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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