I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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