you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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