Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
not ubering you a puppy
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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