so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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