He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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