she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
high people should be assigned attendants
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Blood and glitter go together right?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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