Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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