wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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