I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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