are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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