i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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