Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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