yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
