508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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