sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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