YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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