hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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