C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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