I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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