What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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