I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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