Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
