she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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