If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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