i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I look better un-naked...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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