Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Your penis caused this!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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