yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
