Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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