Dual....:-)
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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