He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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