This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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