So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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