Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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